“faster than a bell clapper in a goose's ass”

by Clay on October 24, 2008

I have no clue what that title means, but my aging Czech grandmother once used the phrase to describe my mother’s crazy Jack-Russell terrier, who also happens to be my arch nemeses.

Anyway, two months ago I up and left the Midwest and moved to California to spend time with my grandfather who has Alzheimer’s. I’m 28, and this may be my last opportunity to spend a significant chunk of time with him. Which sucks. (What doesn’t suck is that my income doubled while I was away and that I have the freedom to move wherever and whenever I want; especially during times like these).

But tomorrow I fly to Orlando to hang out with Ed Dale and his gang, hanging with sketchy Internet marketers :-), and get in a couple alligator fights.  I’m also thinking about visiting this funky ice bar while I’m there. And on the 29th I move back to the very cold Madison, Wisconsin (which, believe it or not, will likely be cooler and more alcoholic than the ice bar :-).

At any rate, I wanted to leave you this message before I start zigzagging my way across this crazy country for the next 5 days.

Stay turned next week for alligator stories and a big upcoming announcement.

Your pal,
Clay

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  • http://escapepayday.com/ Kiri

    Remember those bell shaped wooden “instruments” with two pieces of wood tied either side to the middle handle? You shake it side to side and it claps. I reckon if you put one of them up a gooses but it'd get a good workout. lol.

  • http://escapepayday.com Kiri

    Remember those bell shaped wooden “instruments” with two pieces of wood tied either side to the middle handle? You shake it side to side and it claps. I reckon if you put one of them up a gooses but it'd get a good workout. lol.

  • http://www.ourdailydesign.com Van

    Clay! Miss your posts… are you going to keep putting new stuff on this website? Hope all is well…

  • http://twitter.com/chris_speaks Chris

    Nice site. I will be interested to see what the announcement is…hopefully it won't be too information marketing orientated.

  • http://twitter.com/chris_speaks Chris

    Nice site. I will be interested to see what the announcement is…hopefully it won't be too information marketing orientated.

  • Olly

    Clay – where have you gone buddy?

  • http://www.wmtoolbox.com/ Oleg

    Where'd you go? Just found this site and am liking what I'm seeing… what more!

  • http://www.wmtoolbox.com Oleg

    Where'd you go? Just found this site and am liking what I'm seeing… what more!

  • Scott

    Are you sure that's not bell PEPPER THROUGH a goose's ass?

  • Scott

    Are you sure that's not bell PEPPER THROUGH a goose's ass?

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